Rolling away...

I'm a fucking fatass because Dunkin' Donuts exists

-by Jelly

I'm such a gluttonous lazy piece of shit.
Can I have more HAM?

Every morning when I get out of bed the first thing I can think of, the thing that moves me just enough to get my lard ass out of bed, is the new Maple-sausage-egg-sit back and feel your arteries clogging breakfast sandwich. Goddamnit those are good, but not without my triple sugar whipped cream topped coffee. OH! AND A MUFFIN. I usually finish these treats during my 10 minute drive to work. Doesn't take long for me to shove them into my face, they're SO GOOD!

Then I get to work. My skinny-ass bitch of a coworker's sitting there drinking her non-fat soy latte, smiling at me, mocking me I'm sure. As I walk past her desk I'm sure to let my tent, i mean tablecloth, i mean DRESS drag across her desk, and the fax machine, and everything else and knock it to the floor. Oh well, I can't be bothered to pick it up because I would fall over and roll away.

Finally I make it to my cubicle.....


Continue reading~! It's so funny!

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SO annoyed at fat bank clerks >=(

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I was sick the past week and had crazy water retention. My face was disgustingly bloated and I had a double chin even when I didn't look down. :***(
So that was an ironic turn of events... But I care about my job! I wiped the floors twice last night and mopped up an area even outside the store because customers would trip over. Someone dropped their happycup leaving a HUGE pink puddle outside. Actually a man came to scream at us for not moping it... Probably because he tripped. Blame the bitch who dropped it and left!!

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I hate rude customers. Especially customers who demand 2 bags for one item and everything cut into little bite sized pieces. HAHA some lady threw coins at one of the girls when paying and when my coworker did the same thing to demonstrate how rude she was, the lady came over and screamed at me!! She demanded the manager and pointed threateningly at my coworker. Can't wait to get out of that place.

But....... I love everyone else there :) Especially my new found anime enlightened and rock/japanese obsessed coworkers ♥ I can't believe how unique everyone is! SO sad when I finally leave.... But not sad enough to stay for another season. YAY escape plan initiating!

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Going through a lack of inspiration phase =o=
Time to eat omega 3..!

Photos time:

Bono the hypocrite
Bono the tax evader

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Started watching Fairy Tale! Pretty good anime!

Strange subtitles:



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Mere coincidence at the royal wedding?


Hobos - disturbing the aesthetics of our streets

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Whenever the song "underneath your clothes" plays on my coworker ipod, I shudder ;(
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Au revoir!