Dolly beauty tips

Thanks to my disposable income, which is quickly dwindling btw, I decided to go on a trashy magazine spending spree.

October 2010 issue.
Vanessa & Zac are such a perfect couple! =)

So I bought Dolly. The magazine had the usual boring stuff which cannot ever rival those Japanese flashy and seizure inducing layouts. Some interesting things were their real life stories like a victim of child abuse and also on teenage mothers. It only makes up ~3% of all births but they still get a bad rap. But it has added benefits like a kazillion times less chance of birth defects because the mothers are young and healthier and the teenage fathers usually have better sperm lolol. There was a documentary about a Singaporean sperm banks and they said most males over 40 years old have ~2% population of two-headed mutant sperms. Haha reminds me again about that silly noble prize sperm bank...

Anyway the best part was the beauty tips booklet.

If you have blue veins under your arm you are cool toned. Or if you're green veined then you are warm toned. And you should go get a tan because it would look better on you.
I am warm toned :) and seriously need a tan >=o

They had a skin type quiz but you don't even need it to work out your skin type. Just the products recommended are useful.

. . . . .


Here are some pretty good ideas for DIY masks :D

(click to enlarge~)
.
.
.

Wow, you can frame your features by balancing them all out simply with your fringe! (unless you have a crap hairdresser)

Pixie cuts look adorable even though she has such a fine chiseled jaw. =D

.
.
.

Haha I started reading trashy teen novels as well. Don't get offended if you're the author! That's how review sites describe the sweeping prevalence of immortal teen dramas... Firstly there was Fallen by Lauren Kate. It was like a twilight novel being replaced by angels. Then there was Blue blood (not true blood which I mistook it for lol). We are already drowning in vampire novels but this one not only increases the pile, it was like a rewritten Gossip Girl series replaced with vampires.

If you want to read about extremely unlikely things because your life is so mundane, these are the novels for you =D

. . .

Happy reminiscence!
Hamish and Andy are so funny xD


Au revoir~