Food ~ Udon and TooooFuuu

♡♥Udon noodles♥♡
If I ever get kicked out of my parents place, I will cook udon everyday =) .

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This brand of udon is delicious. They had this packet of something called umami (savory) and makes the soup 100x more delicious. If you add mushrooms to it, this is suppose to boost Vitamin D or something because my sister said so. They put it under some sort of ultraviolet rays to increase the vitamin D content (damn that little high schooler knows more than me >=o) and IRON. Asians are like super susceptible to iron deficiency!
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Anyway to get the protein in your diet (I don’t care about calcium, take supplements =D), ♡♥TOFU♥♡ is the greatest thing on Earth (& chocolate). For many reasons:

1. Source of protein
2. So much variety! : Soy milk, soy cracker , tofu jelly, imitation meat vegetarian people eat. It’s used as additives for heaps of stuff. Tofu is so common that it’s probably causing the increase number of gay people. (More about that later ~)
3. And the best thing is, due to the oestrogen content............... = bigger boobs =D lololol.

Just look at Aki Hoshino! She makes an appearance again in Perfect Girl Evolution... and looks younger than ever. =0 I'm not going to post a photo of her boobs so you have to google it >=D

The secret to her natural C cup is.. OBVIOUSLY TOFUU =D (In conjunction with breast push up exercises lol) What an awesome food group...! It might even have an effect on anti-aging. Oh and bitchiness. Because in an episode of House, a model who was born a man somehow became a lady and became really really bitchy because of a sudden increase in oestrogen. Eat your veges too =)

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So... why does oestrogen cause gayness? =/
(I'm only focusing on guys here, girls are forever changing their minds. Just look at Ellen DeGeneres!)

Big companies like cereal brands have gone cheapo and increased tofu as an additive to many food products over the past years. It's because soy is the easiest to grow and have so many gene modifications to make it resistant to pests = less spraying.

Men who would never eat tofu, (because it is for old men with no teeth) are consuming it unknowingly. Especially in baby milk where guys start off young exposed to high levels of oestrogen. They may then think they were born gay when it could just be the baby powder. Just look at the Japanese guys who eat their tofu religiously! They sure have a high metrosexual population... ;-D

While being metro does not mean turning into a transgender, the relation pointed out here is also guys adopting feminine brain patterns. Anonymous male: My favourite tv shows are korean dramas. They also adhere to feminine ideals ( I'm so broke right now I can't even afford some Gatsby hair gel!). Hmm and more guys are becoming prettier than girls... & they sure are selling well!


Gackt walks into a Purikura booth & came out with his next cd cover.


Hizaki pawns the lolita look.


Uruha's thighs are.. sexy. =/


& Takumi wears pillow case.

Another note:
Japan makes bra for men


It is clear tofu correlates to gayness...

*Please don’t take offence to whatever is said about metros and gay people. I accept homo people completely, I ♡ them =) . But the only downside to the pretty, nice and hygienic gay men is you can't date them.. >=}0
& metro people will never DEFEAT me in basketball ahahaha! (slight exaggeration)

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Which reminds me! Went out to watch Prince of Persia and I was thinking how Gemma, who looks way too mature, could be the new love interest for Sam in Transformers. Turns out it was just a rumor. The real lady is Rosie Huntington-Whiteley.

Anyway afterward we went to Prize Paradise.... & I won a tofu!! ^o^

I'm not trying to make you jealous Remely.

Now I can add it to my ToFu collection:

The yellow is actually my sisters =(
I have tofu keychains too! ♥ Tofu


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NEXT! Making a scarf for Winter~!

Au revoir ~ !